Sardar Jokes

Sardar:yaar meri Biwi pani se bht darti hai, Friend:acha wo kaise? Sardar:yaar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!!

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! Pagal

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Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia

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Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra, Darwaza khola kundi haath mein, Nul khola tooti haath mein, Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein, Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

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Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

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mast Story 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlaih to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha. Djsumit

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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Sardar in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya? Waiter- Mere bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift HAI.

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Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai… Socho kyo…? Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manager samajhta hai.

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Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?

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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ...

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Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha

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1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese? Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.

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Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na

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Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h hahahahaaa......

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4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
2 चढ़ गए,
तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
“WELL DONE”

सरदार:
ख़ाक Well Done
जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.

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Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.

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