Munna Bhai Style Jokes

GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit

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CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai. Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

Minimom & Maximom...!"

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MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? . . . . .CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! … Aesh

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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..

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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? Munaa- English Me Bole To “WOSHING TOWN”

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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, HeArT aTtAcK

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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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