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1 Baar GAAL pe 1 Baar MAATHE pe 1 Baar HAATHO pe 1 Baar AANKHO pe 1 Baar LIPS pe . . . . "BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana, Thandi Aa Gai Hai.

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.

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Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!

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BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.

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1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate? Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..

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Ladka:mujse shadi karogi?? Ladki:kyu?? Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei Ladki:kya!!!!! Ladka:Anubhav Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei Ladka:kya???? Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!

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Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!

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Ek jannat ki pari ho tum, khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum, meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum, meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum. i love u swee2

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Piyar K 2 Andaz Hote Hain..? 1>Pyar Karna 2>Pyar Pana Piyar Karne K Liye Jazba Chahiye Or Piyar Pane K Liye {"NASEEB"}

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Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf Khwabon Mein Aayenge, Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!

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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.

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Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..

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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!

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तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts:
है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart:
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:

तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy:
तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल..
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:

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Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.

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""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..

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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par, pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho, kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti, thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!

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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai

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