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  • Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • ""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek jannat ki pari ho tum, khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum, meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum, meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum. i love u swee2
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you are rasna to bola hi nahi... I love you rasna...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka:mujse shadi karogi?? Ladki:kyu?? Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei Ladki:kya!!!!! Ladka:Anubhav Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei Ladka:kya???? Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • परपोज़ करने का एक शेर: कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में, मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में ...हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na Gharz Kisi Se, Na Wasta, Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se.. Tere Ziker Se, Teri Fikr Se, Teri Yaad Se, Tere Naam se..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • India ki reet: Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR... Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to HAHAKAR...!!:p...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge.. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge… Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad… Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho
    • 10 years ago



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