Joke-1
Pakistan selling crackers on OLX at ₹1000*
Indians: Bhai ₹10000 dunga.. patakhe Pakistan me hi phodd de...
Joke-2
Meanwhile Alia Bhatt just called Salman Khan and asked him:
"Ye Sohail Khan Pakistan ke taraf se Kyu khela??"
Joke-3
Interviewer: Vapis aagoge to tumhe goli maar
denge.
Misbah: Goli se daar nahi lagta sahab, kohli se
lagta hai! :��
FACT:
Aapki Jankari Ke Liye Bata du...
Pakistan Aaj Tak India Ke Khilaf World Cup Me Match To Chhodiye,
Toss Bhi Nahi Jeeta Saka
"आज का सबसे अच्छा व धांसू मैसेज"
कोई नवाज शरीफ को समझाओ :
कि जब मोदी के कहने पर पूरे देश ने झाडू उठा ली।
अगर बन्दूक उठाने के लिऐ बोल दिया तो???
एक ही दिन में पाकिस्तान में कोई लाश उठाने वाला भी नही बचेगा।
ये मैसेज इतना फारवर्ड करो कि पाकिस्तान मे बैठे नवाज शरीफ के पास पहुॅच जाये
लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है.... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Roy Movie Jokes
Aaj release ho rahi hai...... ROY
Kal hai valentines which is known by every girl and...... BOY
Parso hai Ind vs Pak match which will bring for everyone entertainment and........ JOY
Kabhi kabhi aata hai aisa weekend to .........ENJOY
Phir narso aa jaayega monday.......hey prabhu aavu kem ........HOY
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I am bad in ENGLISH,
But i can tell you that... I love her.
...
I am bad in GEOGRAPHY,
But i can tell you that... She lives in my heart.
...
I am bad in HISTORY,
But i can remember, When i first saw her.
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I am bad in CHEMISTRY,
But i can tell, Whats the reaction, when she smiled.
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I am bad in PHYSICS,
But i can tell the intensity of speak of my eyes, When they see her.
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I am bad in every subject,
But i can tell all, I will pass all subjects, If the topic is "HER"...!!!