Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…
“Jago Student Jago”
Machhar Ne Jo Kata,
Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha,
Khujali Itni Huyi Ke,
Dil Besukun Tha,
Pakda Toh Chhod Diya,
Yeh Sochkar,
Saale Ki Rago Mein,
Apna Hi Khoon Tha…
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!
Katil Nigahon Se Bachta Raha,
Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaye
Bada Damdar Hai Dil Mera,
Kahin Bekaar Na Ho Jaye
Rab Ne Likhi Thi Jo Kismat Main Meri,
Samne vo aayi Aesi Banke Andheri
Boyfriend Ki Posting Pe,
Hire Ho Gaya Hoon
Aaj Kal Main Bhi
"SHAYAR" Ho Gaya Hoon
Ek ladka ek ladki ko bata rahihai -
Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !
Ladki:- Really .
Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!
Ladki:- Ok .
Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!
Ladki:- Hmm, main jangaya main bahot shundar hoo.
Ladka :- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!!
Ladki :- Oh toh hoo , isski aagai kuchtoh batao .
Ladka:- Jisko dekhkar mari joban par arkuch nahi ata hai .
Anuraj
Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.
Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi.