Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye.
na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye.
kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo
na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..
Wo ishq to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga..
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Arz kiya h..
Girlfriend Ko Apni Palko Par Baitha Lo
Dekar Khushi Uske Saare Gam Chura Lo
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Saamne Itna Ki
Uski Saheli Bhi Kare Jaanu Mujhe Bhi Fasa Lo..;)
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye…
Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy – Batao?
Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl – Its Natural!
Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D
gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam
aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me
meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se
bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti
hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj
bhi
Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
Shayaro ki mehfil me baat chali ek deewane ki
Din raat jalne wale ek pagal parwane ki
Maine socha koi aur hoga ye sirfira
Dekha to ungli meri taraf uthi zamane ki
Jo pyar hmesa sath rhe wo saccha hai ji,
Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,
Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,
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Qki
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DIL TO BACCHA HAI JI.