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  • Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky, To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai- Tere Liye Chand Kya, Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho Ghar Walo Ko Kya, Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar, Kambakht wo kha gayi BIRYANI samajh kar, Khoon-e-dil v na chhoda us zalim ne.Wo v pi gayi NIMBU PANI samajh kar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaadi Karne Waale, Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya, Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha, Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya, Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain, Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain, Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha, Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai, Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai, plz aaj wah wah na kehna, kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi… Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage Aunty pataka . . Aunty pataka . . Aunty pataka .. Aunty muskurayi aur boli… Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha Prosperous & Happy Diwali
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funny shayari BY THIEF.. Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto, . . . . Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur . Maine jo sher mara to . to . to . sherni widhwa ho gayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har dum yaad rakhenge tumhe STAR PLUS ki tarha, Har pal Bakhabar rakhenge AAJ TAK ki tarha, Har pal Entertain karenge B4U ki tarha, Par mujhe Ignore mat karna DOORDARSHAN ki tarha..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kyu Smjhte Nhi Tum Mere Pyar Ko Kyu Bhul Gaye Us Baat Ko. Ki Sath Rahenge Tere Marte Dum Tak Kitni Aasani Se Bhula Diya Tumne Un Vado Ko...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dosti karo BSNL wali se, . . . Pyaar karo IDEA wali se, . . . Baat karo VODAFONE wali se, . . . Ankhe ladao AIRTEL wali se, . . . Par shaadi karo bina mobile wali se...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile… :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon, Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon, Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na, Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fida chhu eni chal par, ena bolva na taal par, bhale pade mara gal par, pan kahee dau chhoo aakha gam ne, NAZAR na nakho mara maal par......
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.
    • 9 years ago



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