Funny Shayari SMS

APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

9 years ago

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Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma... Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??

9 years ago

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Dali Dali Par Nazar Dali Kisi Ne Is Par Dali Kisine Us Par Dali Maine Bhi Kisi P Nazar Dali Jis P Dali Uske BAAP Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Or Kr Dali

9 years ago

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आंखों में नमीं थी और विटामिन की
कमी थी….
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वाह–वाह,
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जिस -से रात-भर Chatting की वो
Girlfriend की मम्मी थी…!!!

:joy::grin::joy::grin::joy::grin:

8 years ago

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai…

9 years ago

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Oye SMS Padhne Wale Sun Le.. Teri To Teri To Teri To Teri To Teri To Bahut Yaad Aa Rhe Hai.. "Miss U"

9 years ago

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)

9 years ago

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Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun Cinema Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hai Dheema…

9 years ago

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Arz kiya h.. Girlfriend Ko Apni Palko Par Baitha Lo Dekar Khushi Uske Saare Gam Chura Lo Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Saamne Itna Ki Uski Saheli Bhi Kare Jaanu Mujhe Bhi Fasa Lo..;)

9 years ago

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!

9 years ago

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Arz kiya hai... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai!!!

9 years ago

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CID ne sony se naata jod liya CID ne sony se naata jod liya . Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

9 years ago

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Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi…
Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.
Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
Pass Se Dekha To ‘Bandar’ Nikla!!!!

9 years ago

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Ye Zindagi Tere Saath Ho, Ye Arzoo Din Raat Ho Mai Tere Sang Sang Chalu, Tu Har Safar Mai Mere Sath Ho Mai Kanto Par Bhi Chal Padu, Tere Pyar Ki Jab Barsat Ho Kabhi Sham Dhale Jab Hum Mile, Na Din Dhale Na Raat Ho Ye Zindagi Bas Tere Sath Ho. lv

9 years ago

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hm jante the ki tum hmse sirf nfrat hi krth thi.. phir b aye dil tumse diwano ki tarh pyr krta tha... jb tm udsh hti thi na tab hame bhi kush acha nahi lagta tha... jb tume khush dekha tha na to hme kitna khush hote the a said ham tumhe bta nhi sakte the... tm nafrat krti thi phir bhi..a dil tme paglo ki tarh pyr krta tha... socho...agr tm pyr krti to hm kya karte...!!!

9 years ago

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ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

9 years ago

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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur . Maine jo sher mara to . to . to . sherni widhwa ho gayi.

9 years ago

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Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe.

9 years ago

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Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile… :P

9 years ago

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A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night… Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife. Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me? Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami, Le Nagin Pee Le.

9 years ago

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