Funny Shayari SMS, Whatsapp Shayari SMS, Shayari SMS

आंखों में नमीं थी, और विटामिन की कमी थी..
वाह – वाह,
जिस -से रात-भर Chatting की वो Girl-friend की मम्मी थी… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

7 years ago

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Hamne Dhoop Samjhi, Woh Chhaya Nikali, Hamne Gaay Samjhi, Woh Bhains Nikali, Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka, Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha, Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…

8 years ago

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mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte he.

8 years ago

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Taj Mahal Ki Deewaron Pe Aaj B Likha Hua Hai.. Taj Mahal Ki Deewaron Pe Aaj B Likha Hua Hai.. . Yahan Thookna Mana Hai

8 years ago

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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

8 years ago

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Na DiL Ki Baazi Thi Na DiL Ka Sauda Agar De Deti Wo Hume Waqt Apna Thoda, Na Aati AaJ Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta, Sir With Water Ya With Soda.

8 years ago

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Arz kiya h.. Girlfriend Ko Apni Palko Par Baitha Lo Dekar Khushi Uske Saare Gam Chura Lo Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Saamne Itna Ki Uski Saheli Bhi Kare Jaanu Mujhe Bhi Fasa Lo..;)

8 years ago

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)

8 years ago

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Ishq Agr Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye Jawani Me Ho To Ehsas Chaiye Ab B Time H Jaldi KrLo Vrna Budhape Me Kroge To Chawnprash Chahiye

8 years ago

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Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi, Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gahri Thi, Thak Gaya Main Use I Love U Kahte Kahte, Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Bahri Thi!

8 years ago

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Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Per Barse Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baigan Ke Aap Kuch Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse…

8 years ago

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उसने हाथों पर मेहंदी लगा रखी थी;
हमने भी अपनी बारात सजा रखी थी;
क्यूंकि हमें मालूम था वो बेवफा निकलेगी;
इसलिए हमने भी उसकी सहेली पटा रखी थी!

7 years ago

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Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Vah, Vah, Irshaad, Irshaad, Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Toh Toh Toh Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye….

8 years ago

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Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar... . Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar.. . Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.

8 years ago

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Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga, khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.

8 years ago

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Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon Chhor Kar Jaoge To Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge…

8 years ago

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Stri Aur Purush Ke Aansuo Me Yahi Antar Hai Ki Stri Ke Aansu Farmaish Puri Hone Se Pahle Nikalte Hai Jabki Purush Ke Aansu FARMAISH Puri Ho Jane Ke Baad

8 years ago

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…

8 years ago

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gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj bhi

8 years ago

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Shayaro ki mehfil me baat chali ek deewane ki Din raat jalne wale ek pagal parwane ki Maine socha koi aur hoga ye sirfira Dekha to ungli meri taraf uthi zamane ki

8 years ago

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