Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye…
Wo ishq to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam
aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me
meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se
bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti
hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj
bhi
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