Funny Shayari SMS

Arz Kiya Hai- Tere Liye Chand Kya, Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho Ghar Walo Ko Kya, Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.

8 years ago

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Miss Karte Hai Aapko, Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai, Karne Ko To Phone, Bhi Kar Lete Par, Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki, Balance Kam Batati Hai…

8 years ago

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Hamara Ishq Tha Hi Itna Saccha,
ki Scooter Par Lagta Hi Tha Accha,
Jab Milne Unse Jati Thi,
To Scooter Par Hi Sapno Ka Ghar Banati Thi,
Sara Din Delhi Ki Roads Par Scooter Chalta Tha,
aur Hamara Ishq Us Scooter Par Hi Chalta Tha.
Magar Un Pyari Batoon Mein Hum Iss Kadar Kho Jate They,
Ki Red Light Ko Bhi Paar Kar Jate They,
Fir Aashiqui Mein Chaalan Ho Jata Tha,
Jo Thode Bahut Paise Hote They,
wo Bhi Traffic Police Wala Le Jata Tha.
Isliye Dosto Agar GF Ko Ghoomane Jayo
To Driving Licence Apni Jeb Mein Jaroor Le Jayo…

7 years ago

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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

8 years ago

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Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.. Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai… Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par.. . Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

8 years ago

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Arz H Swarg Sbko Chahiye Pr Marna Koi NhiChahta Wah wah Swarg Sbko Chahie Pr Marna Koi nhi Chahta TOP Sbko Krna H Pr Pdhna Koi Nhi Chahta

8 years ago

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Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..

8 years ago

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Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko Tabse Main Kunwara Tha Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…

8 years ago

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

8 years ago

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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gai Tere Honto Ki Lali Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gai Tere Honto Ki Lali Ab To Mera Picha Chor, Ho Gayi Tu Bal-Bache Wali

8 years ago

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खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
वाह वाह
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था
:joy::grin::grimacing::laughing::laughing:

7 years ago

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Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah . . koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..

8 years ago

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Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro, wah wah jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro. . . . daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

8 years ago

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Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro, . Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro, . Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me, . Barabri "Baadshaho" Se Kiya Na Karo...

8 years ago

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Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di.. Tu itna bewafa nikla ke usme nahakar chal diya!!!

8 years ago

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tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

8 years ago

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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h use ENGINERING kahte he.

8 years ago

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Paani ko b Daaru bana date Aapke liye Royal Stag ka tub Bharwa dete kambakht Peete nhi aap hmare sath wrna Taj Mahal ko b Theka bana dete.

8 years ago

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A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night… Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife. Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me? Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami, Le Nagin Pee Le.

8 years ago

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Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai, Wah Wah… Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai, Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…

8 years ago

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