Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.

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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note 3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya. Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila. Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.

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In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.

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Rajnikanth bought a new road roller, Do you know why..? . .. . .. To iron his clothes...

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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :

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When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By: Rajnikant..!

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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P

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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!

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Dhoom 3 John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr . . . & . . Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says "Beta save fuel... Use cycle"

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1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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IN 2010 rajinikant released A Film ka named ROBOT . . . . . . . . . . The history is repeat . . . . . . IN 3010 Robot is will Released A Film named Rajikant

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Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

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Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose.., . . . . . . . . . . That boy 2day is known as, ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!

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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows... . . . . . . Of course the site is... . . . . . (-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

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Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota

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Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya. Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe? . . . Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.

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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss... The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..

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