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Agr Apko Afsos he K Apki Life me apka Koi Intazar krne Wala Nahi He . . To 1 Kam Karen, 30 mint K Liye Bathroom me ja kr Beth jayen. . . . Koi Na KOi Bahar Intazar Zaroor Karega. (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ O Nikal Nahi to mari Nikal Jaeg

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

9 years ago

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Spne Ki Tarah tuje Sja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chhupa K Rkhu Meri Tqdeer Mere Sath Nhi vrna msg na krne wale tuje Apne Samne "MURGA BNA K RKkHU

9 years ago

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आज का ज्ञान

जीवन में हमेशा सुखी रहना है तो
सेटिंग हमेशा कम फ्रेंड्स वाली लड़की के साथ करो

और शादी ज्यादा फ्रेंड्स वाली लड़की साथ

9 years ago

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Sweet lines by a small child ever "MAIN tumhein bhoolne ki Bahot kosis kalta hun Pal kya kalun mummy mujhe loz Badaam khila deti hai aul mujhe tmhari Yaaad fil se aane lagti hai"

9 years ago

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Door se dekha to santra tha paas gaye to bhi santra tha, kha kar dekha to bhi santra tha! Vaah! Kya santra tha!!!?..

9 years ago

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Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

9 years ago

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Zara Palat Kar To Dekh Lete, Hum Wahi Khade The;
Pal Do Pal To Aap Muskura Lete, To Un Palo Mein Hum Apni Saari Zindagi Guzar Lete!

9 years ago

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Log 14 February Ka Intazaar Kar Rahe Hai,
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Magar Me, 15 February K Intazaar Me
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Because, Us Din Ind Vs Pak Ki Match He
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Jo Maja Pakistan Ki Haar Me He,
Wo Kisi Bhi Ladki Ke Pyar Me Nahi...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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GirlFriend: Tum To Bas Apne Kaam Me Lage Rehte Ho. Meri To Koi Parwah Hi Nahi Hai. Santa: Oye Chup Hoja, Pyar Krne WaLe Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte.

9 years ago

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