Sardar:kal main bathroom gaya tey othey sup baitha
wife:hay rabba fair tusi ki kita
sardar:kuj v nai main sup nu akhiya tusi kar lo mairi tey onj e nikal gayi a
Girl: aj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare
Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia..
Boy: oohh!! kya bole wo ??
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Girl: Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha.
Bus ka kiraya wapis le lia.. Humari Family boht
strict ha na.:D :D
Djsumit
पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर पति ने पूछा-तुम्हे क्या गिफ्ट चाहिए?
पत्नी की इच्छा नयी कार लेने की थी
उसने इशारों में कहा-मुझे ऐसी चीज लेकर दो जिस पर मेरे सवार होते ही वो 2 सेकण्ड में 0 से 80 पर पहुँच जाये।
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शाम को ही पति ने उसे वजन करने की मशीन लाकर दे दी ।
पत्नी अभी भी बेहोश हे...
Ek Bar Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.
Vaha Bethi Ladies Ek Dum Se Gabra Ke Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa Ne Unhe Dekha Aur Muskurate Hue Kaha.
Santa: “Arey Betho Betho, Ijjat Dil Mein Ho Bas Yahi Kafi Hai“
Robart:- Boss Ess Gaddar Ka Kya Kare?";(( Pratik:- Ese Sui Chubho-Chubho Kar Mar DaaLo... PoLice Samjhegi Sui-Cide Huwa Hain... ;p ;D ;))":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Mastr: Kal School Kyo Nahi Aaye.?
Santa: GF Se Milne Gya Tha.
Master= KIS Liye.?
Santa: Yes Sir.
Master: Maine Pucha KIS Liye.?
Santa: Liye Sir Bahut Saare Liye.
AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....
But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-
DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAHELI KI SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....
SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi
So Respect all MEN..
DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges Ki ladkiya karti hai...
lekin DON ka college aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, kyonki?
Kyonki?
Kyonki?
DON
10th fail hai...
Is Garmi Me Barsat Hone Ki Khushi
Bulkul Usi Tarah Hai
Jab Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Date
Pe Hon
Aur Wo Apni Purse Nikal Ke Kahe.....
"Jaanu Aaj Mai"
7. Din Mein Kam Se Kam 5 Angrezi Gaane Share Karo:- Chahe Tumhe Angrezi Gaane Samajh Mein Na Aate Hon, Phir Bhi Din Mein Kam Se Kam 5-10 Angrezi Gaane Post Karte Jao, Use Lagna Chahiye Ki Tum Lambi Race Ke Ghode Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Kyu Mera Dil Dukhate Ho,
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kyu Mujse Har Baat Chhupate Ho,: :-)
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Mera To Dil Hi Toot Gaya Hai Ye Sunkar Ke.... .
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Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye " TIDE " Se
Nahate ho.... :-o
The most heart breaking moment of my childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do".. ;(