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doctor- ab tabiyat kasi hai pesent -kya khak teek hai jab se bil deekha hon tab se need gayab hai"

10 years ago

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Santa Helmet Pehen Ke Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha: Nikaal Rs50.
Santa: Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai.
Police: Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sardar :- apni car k 2 phiye khol raha tha sardarni :- phiye q khol rahe ho.....? Saradr :- gussey me aakar..!!!! "UN PADH, GAWAR, JUNGLI JAHIL......." dekh wahan parking me kya likhey wala hai.....! "ONLY FOR T,W,O,V,I,L,L,E,R,S ONLY" :):):):) ahad jtr

10 years ago

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*;*;*; Haal*( “._.” )* Kesa >”)(“< Hai ,(“)(“), Janab Ka, Kiya KhayalHai Apka, Humari To LightGai Ho Ho Ho Apki Bhi Chali Jaye Ha Ha Ha

10 years ago

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Ladka apne dost se: tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska to b.f. Hai......?????? . Zakkas reply:. . . . . . . ... . . . . . . Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth saktaHai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.. Boys Agree Thoko Like......!!

10 years ago

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Money Can Buy A House Not Home A
Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But
Not Health, Money Is Dirty It
Only Causes Pain And Suffering
Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Smart Santa.... . . 1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs. Vapas do.. . . . Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne socha iska badla lena chahiye.. . . Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab baraabar... . . . Waah kya dimag hai santa ka thoko like daba kar is faadu dimag k liye. .

10 years ago

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Boy On Date In Restaurant:
Tumse 1 Baat Kehna Chahta Hu:.

Girl: Kya?

Boy-I Already Have A Girlfriend.

Girl-daraa Diya Saale,mujhe Lagaa Paise
nai Hai.::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai Gaur FarmanaUnki Gali Se Guzre To Chobara Nazar Aaya.Ke Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chobara Nazar Aaya.Uski Maa Bhar Aake Boli Teri Haddi Pasli Todungi.Haramzade Jo Dubara Naraz Aaya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Twinkle Twinkle little star, . . . . teri girl friend gayi bazar, . . . . . us ko mil gaya MAJNU ka pyar, . . . . . . ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar ...

10 years ago

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Teacher: khaali jagahbharo "900 choohe kha kar billi _____ chali" Student: 900 choohe kha kar billi dheere dheere chali Teacher: get out of my class!! Mazaak karte ho!! Student: Teacher, ye bhi Maine Aapka dil rakhne ko keh diya. Varna 900 choohe kha kar billi toh kya uska Baap bhi nahi chal sakta! Djsumit

10 years ago

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1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)

10 years ago

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khamosh na raho khamoshi saza degi muskuraht har gum ko mita dagi kuch pal je lo hamari dosti ke sath kun jane zindagi hame kis mod per daga degi

10 years ago

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Sir: Tere papa kal kyudaawat diye the? Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the? Sir: Haan Boy: Apko nai malum? Sir: Nhi Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat thi:-P:-D Djsumit

10 years ago

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Papa: Beta Aaj Tumhari Maa
Itni Chup Kyo H
Santa: Wo Kya H Na,
Maa Ne Lipstick Mangi Thi
Maine Feviquick De Di.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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» THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;)
Girl: Kitna Seedha H..!
boy: Kya Maal H..!
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girl: Nice Behaviour..!
boy: Kash Pat Jaye..!
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girl: Dresing Sense Zabardast H..!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
boy: Skirt, Top Mein Or Hot Lagegi..!
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Girl: Agr Razi Ho Gya Toh Isi Se Shadi Karungi..!
Boy: Bs 1 Bar Han Krde Muje Konse Shadi Karni
hai..

10 years ago

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Boy : Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho? Girl : Who’s this ? Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !! Girl : Tu Bunty hai na… Boy : Yes; but how do you know? Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na…… Boy : Yes but how you know me?? Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na….. Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata….? Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!!

10 years ago

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Olympics मे सभी महिला विजेताओ के कोच ये पुरुष है , इस बात पर ध्यान दे ! . . . . इससे ये साबित होता है कि, जो औरते पुरुषो की बातें सुनती और मानती है, उन्ही औरतो को जीवन में सफलता प्राप्त होती है !

10 years ago

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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti? STUDENT: Fire Brigade. TEACHER: Wo Q? STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi.

10 years ago

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***सावधान इंडिया ***का एक एपिसोड सारी मेहनत पर पानी फेर ही देता है.:unamused::unamused::unamused:

10 years ago

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