Jokes SMS

Machchr Ka Bchcha Pehli Baar Uda, Jab Wapas Aaya To Father Ne Pucha: Kaisa Laga Udke.? Macchr Ka Bola: Bahut Achcha, Jidhr Bhi Gya Log Taliya Bajaa Rahe The.

10 years ago

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B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lips And Body
M.B.A = Married But Available:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Karara Jawab: . . Balu - tere papa doctor hai, aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai. .. . . . Pinto- sharam ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya...

10 years ago

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Oh...! Are baap re.. Are paap ho gya Ye kya hua Aisa nhi hona tha Bahut badi galti ho gyi He Bhagwan ye kya ho gya mujse kis kanjus kosmsho gya.

10 years ago

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कर दिया उस ने Block मुझे
Attitude दिखा के ?
और अब हाल पूछती है मेरा
Fake ID बना के ..

10 years ago

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

10 years ago

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Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.. Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge

10 years ago

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संता :- परसों मेरी बीवी कुँए में गिर गई , बहोत चोट लगी , बहोत चिल्ला रही थी । बंता :- अब कैसी है ? संता :- अब ठीक है , कल से कुँए से आवाज नही आई ।

10 years ago

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કાલે ભૂરાને ઈન્ટરવ્યુ મા પૂછ્યુ
B.R.T.S નુ પુરુ નામ કહો ??
ભૂરો કે ":::::::::::"
બાજરાનો રોટલો ટમેટા નુ શાક?
?:smiley::smiley::smiley::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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Jaati Nahi Aankhon Se Surat Teri, Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri, Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yun, Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri!

10 years ago

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