Girl Check Up K Liye Gai,,
Dr. Ki Niyat Khrab Hogi,,
Dr. Ne Uske Kaprey Utarwaye,,
Girl: Kiss Q Le Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Checkup K Liye,,
Girl: Breast Q Daba Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye,,
Dr. Starts Fucking,,
Girl: Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Aids Checkup,,
Girl:
Check Kya Krna Hai Aids Ki To Dawayi Lene I Thi..
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Q: During Marriage ceremony y is da
bridegroom made to sit on da horse?
A: He is given his last chance 2
run awayQ: During Marriage ceremony y is da
bridegroom made to sit on da horse?
A: He is given his last chance 2
run away
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