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Girl-aaj Aisa Se* Kro Ki, Mri Chilane Ki Aawaj Dur Tk Sunai De. Fir Kya Tha, Ldke Ne CONDOM Pr Mirch Laga K Pel Diya, Ise Kahte Hai MDH Ka Tadka, Ang Ang Fadka.

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Dedicated to all the wives by her beloved husband, "train" a new version of the famous lines. "Me and my loneliness often do these things, you would do if you had, you would have it so, and you do not have the money!"

10 years ago

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आप से जब से हमारी यारी हो गई; दुनिया और भी हमारी प्यारी हो गई; इस से पहले हम किसी भी चीज के आदी न थे; पर अब आप को याद करने की बीमारी हो गई।

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utar Kar

Or

Or

Or

Or

Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar

Dudhlane Market Gayi...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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PATHAN: Hmara Khoti Ka Delivery Hy,Dua Kro Khota,Ya Khoti Ho jae MOLVI: To Es Mei Dua Wali Konsi Bat Hy? PATHAN: Nahi Yara,Kuch Begherti Hum Se Bi Huwi Hai...,.

10 years ago

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Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi .khan

10 years ago

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Aaj Ki Ladki

Girl - Mera Mobile Zada Time Meri Mom K
paas
hota Hai .
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Boy-agr Hum Pakde Gaye To ,.?
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Girl -nahi Pakde Ja Sakte
.

Boy-kyun??
.

Girl-- Kyunki Maine Tumhara Number Battery
low
ke Naam Se Save Kiya Hua Hai .

.
jab Tumhari Call Ati Hai Mumy Mobile Charging Par Lga Kar Chali Jati Hai.

Ladkiya Itni Intelegnt Kab Se Ho Gayi..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
. 

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Ki Ek Dukan Pe Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gayi Ab Batao Kyun ? Dukan Jewellery Ki Thi, Aur Wo Sales Girl Se Bola… Aapke Ek Ek Item Mast Hain, Aaj Soney Ke Kya Bhav Hai

10 years ago

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Me : "bhaiya Samose:hotdog: Ache Nahi Bane Aaj,, Kal Wale
ache The."
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Shop Owner " "kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho Bhaiya,,, Ye
Kal Wale Hi Toh Hai." :o :/:expressionless::expressionless::expressionless:

10 years ago

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जो कह रहे है कि नोटबंदी से 125 करोड़ भारतीयों को तकलीफ हो रही है, . . कृपया लिस्ट से मेरा नाम काट दे,मुझे कोई तकलीफ नही है

10 years ago

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