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Paheli raat me ladka wife ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya. Subah maa boli Bahu mandir jane se pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse me maaji sirf brush kr leti hu baki sb fresh h.

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Aaj Jo Hm Hai Tumse Hi Hai, Ye Aman Ye Shanti Jo Hai Tumse Hai. Agar Mar Bhi Gaye E Veer Saputo, To Ye Jami, Ye Kabra Or Ye Kafan Bi Tumse Hai.

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दिल्ली में रात की शिफ्ट में नौकरी करने वाले कल ये सोच-सोच कर दिन भर न सो सके कि... . . . . . . . . वो अगर रात में ऑफिस जायेंगे तो सुबह वापस कैसे आएंगे।

10 years ago

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An aeroplane asks a rocket: Howis that you can fly so fast? The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

10 years ago

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Touching lines said by a boy to a gal during break up: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Behen gifts to wapis karti jaa teri bhabi ko kya dunga...:p :D :O :D

10 years ago

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सेठ जी की दुकान पे एक आदमी:older_woman:
"सेठजी प्यासा हूँ, पानी :ocean:पिला देंगे?"
सेठ: अभी कोई आदमी नहीं हैं!
आदमी: थोड़ी देर के लिये आप ही आदमी बन जाइये!

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Dupatta Muh Pe Lapete Hue Scooty Pe Jaa Rahi Thi, . Samne Se Ek Aadmi Bike Se Aate Hue Bola: Aye Chamiya Zara Duptta Hatake Chehra To Dikha, . . Ladki: . . . . . . Papa Mai Hu Aapki Guddi

10 years ago

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Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
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Aahista Bolo
Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
Ab Ho To Ho
Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Innocent joke.. . . A child said to a pregnant lady . Child:" Ye pait me kya hai ?? . . Lady:" Isme mera pyara sa cute sa baby hai . . . . Child:" Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu moti..:-D

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Girl:" Ye pyar kaise hota hai..?? . . . Boy:" Jab time kharab chal raha ho.. Shani ki dsha kharab ho.. Aapka mangal bhari ho or.. Bhagwan maza lene ke full mood me ho Tab pyar ho jata hai..

10 years ago

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