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Ek shadi sudha dost ne apne kunware dost se kaha, biwi ko kush rakhne ke sirf 2 hi tarike h. dost ne pucha: kaun se. shadi shuda: ya to biwi ke liye jewellery kharidte raho. Ya use samjhate raho ki sundarta gehno ki mohtaj nahi.

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1 Ladki Ki Death Ke Baad Uski Friend Uske Boyfriend Ke Pass
gayi Or Boli, Kya Main Uski Jagah Le Skti Hu?
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BoyFrnd - Muje Koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch Lo.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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GirlFriend: Tum To Bas Apne Kaam Me Lage Rehte Ho. Meri To Koi Parwah Hi Nahi Hai. Santa: Oye Chup Hoja, Pyar Krne WaLe Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte.

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Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, wah wah wah wah Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h, waise to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate h.

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Mosam badla garmi ho gyi, apke sms k bina zindagi tang ho gyi, kya apke inbox me sms ki kami ho gyi, ya fir humara sms padke bolti band ho gyi...

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Super Killer Joke :))
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Boy And Girl Are Sitting,,
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Two Dogs Kissed Each
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Boy :- Jaanu Agar Tum Bura Na Mano To M Bhi Krlu Kiss ???
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Girl :- Okk Par Sambhal Ke,,
kahi Kutti Kaat Na Le :p =D O.O
Hahahaha

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Aur Auntie Phir Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Agle Din Subha Auntie Pappu Se Boli, Auntie: “Pappu, Jise Aap Kal Raat Dhuni (Navel) Samajh Rahe The Wo Dhuni Nahi Kuch Aur Tha” Pappu Bola: “Aur Auntie, Jisse Aap Ungli Samajh Rahe The Wo Ungli Nahi Kuch Aur Hi Tha“

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कुछ लडकिया:dancer: तो धोनी कोहली को खेलते ऐसे देख रही जेसे दोनों सात फेरे ले रहे हो !!

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Boy:-i love you girl:- tumne aisa kya dekh liya mujhme jo tumhe pyar ho gaya. Boy:-sab kuch dekhane ke bad hi pyar hua hai.

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अभी वो लाइट जाने के बाद, कैंडल ले कर टॉयलेट जा रहा था, कोई कम्बख्त फूँक मार के कह गया, 'Happy Birthday To You' अब बताओ Emergency में भी मज़ाक..

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O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho, Coca-Cola da Jaam ho, Sir Dard da Baam ho, Sara kuch Theek hai, Bas SMS nahi karte, Is waste Munni se zyada Badnaam ho... Kaminey

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DAD- BETA MERE LIYE 1 GLASS PANI LANA . . . SON- SRY DAD NH LA PAUNGA . . . 2ND SON-RAHENE DO DAD YE TI HAI HE BATNEEZ AP KHUD LE LO OR MERE LIYE B 1 GLASS LETE ANNA..

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arz kiya h... . ishq karke kya kubh hamne paya h, ishq karke kya kubh hamne paya h, haddiya tuti or muh se khun nikal aaya h, jb hospital pahuche to narsho ne farmaya h, hajaro phool barshao kisi ka mahboob pit kr aaya hai....

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Fizaye Kehti Hai Pyar Karo, Bahare Kehti Hai Aankhe Chaar Karo, Mgr Gharwale Kehte Hai, Abhi Umr Kam Hai Beta, Pahle Padhayi Karo.

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Agar aap tharki ho toh ? . . . . . . . . Acche baat hai Q k me b tharki hu

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Techer- Wo Kon Se Mahapurush The, Jo RAGHUPATI RAGHAB GAYA KARTE The,?

Papu- Pata Nahi.

Teacher- Chennai Express Kitna Speed Me Jata H?

Papu- Pata Nahi.

Teacher- Dionosors Ande Dete The Ya Bachhe Paida Karte The.?

Papu- Pata Nahi

teacher- Kamine Itna V Nahi Janta. Mujhe Kal In 3 Prasno K Ans Ek 7 Chahiye. Jese V.

Next Day Jab Teacher Class Me Aate H.

Papu- Sir, Sir , Mahatma Gandhi 100 Speed Me Ande Dete The.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Raat kaisi bhi ho Gam na karo, Din kaisa bhi ho ankhe nam na karo, Ek Sitara Bano Jagmagate raho, Yad karte raho aur yaad ate raho varna!!!! Bhul jaoge to zindagi bhar tujhe nhi bhulenge........! Good mornging !

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MOHBAT KARNE WALO KO INKAR ACCHA NHI LGTA, DUNIYA WALO KO IKRAR ACCHA NHI LGTA. JAB TAK LADKA- LADKI BHAG NA JAYE, IN SALO KO PYAR ACCHA NHI LGTA.

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Pati-aaj Maine Ek Sapna Dekha Patni-kya Pati-tere Sath Koi Pyar Kar Rha Tha Patni-koun Tha Pati-wahi To Nahi Dekha Rat Me Chasma Lagana Bhul Gaya Tha:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ladki Ki Shaadi Me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND Bhi Aaya Tha ...... . . . Sabhi Ne Us Se Poochha: Kya Aap Hi Dulhe Ho....... . . . . . . Boyfriend : Nahi Main To Semi Final Mein OUT Ho Gaya tha.. . . . Final Dekhne Aaya Hun...

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