Girl Check Up K Liye Gai,,
Dr. Ki Niyat Khrab Hogi,,
Dr. Ne Uske Kaprey Utarwaye,,
Girl: Kiss Q Le Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Checkup K Liye,,
Girl: Breast Q Daba Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye,,
Dr. Starts Fucking,,
Girl: Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Aids Checkup,,
Girl:
Check Kya Krna Hai Aids Ki To Dawayi Lene I Thi..
Muddton Ke Baad Aaj Fir Us-se Sapne Me Mulaqat Ho Gayi, Badi Der Se Aankhe Sookhi Thi Aaj Fir Barsaat Ho Gayi. Kaise Bhoolayun Uski Yaadon Ko Is Dil Se, Poori Zindagi Se Lambi Aaj Raat Ho Gayi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Hasna Aur Hasana Koshish HaiMeri,
Har Koi Khush Rahe Ye Chahat HaiMeri,
Bhale Hi Koi Mujhe Yaad Kare YaNa Kare,
Har Apne Ko Yaad Karna Aadat HaiMeri…..
dur se dekha...to kitaabe thi..
Gaur farmaiyega....
Dur se dekha to..Kittabbe the...
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WAh Wah.
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Betaji..
Fir to pas jane ka sawal hi paida
nahin hota ;)
Ek Ladki Road Ke Dusri Taraf Khadi Thi . Tabhi Ek Chai Wale Ne Usey Dekha Aur Kaha. Chai Wala:bholi Si Surat Ankhon Me Masti Dur Khadi Sharmaye .. Aaye Haye. Tab Ladki Boli :kali Si Surat Hatoon Mein Katli Dur Khada Chillaye Chaye Chaye. By Raushan Shah.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
आफिस से आते ही पप्पू ने बीवी कि आखों पर हाथ रखे.!!
बीवी :- रामू.!
पप्पू- मै हूं..रामू नहीं .!!
बीवी - मैं तो बोल रही थी
रामू पानी ले आओ, साब आ गये.!!...
Dedicated to all the wives by her beloved husband, "train" a new version of the famous lines.
"Me and my loneliness often do these things, you would do if you had, you would have it so, and you do not have the money!"
पति महाशय सुबह-सुबह फेसबुक खोल कर बैठ गए | उनकी एक महिला मित्र ने सैंडविच का फोटो अपलोड करके लिखा - आओ, सब नाश्ता करें | पति ने खुश होकर
कमेंट किया - बहुत बढ़िया नाश्ता था | मजा आ गया | यह कमेंट पत्नी ने देख लिया ... फिर क्या, पति महासय को नाश्ता नहीं दिया | और चार घंटे बाद पत्नी ने पति से
पूछा - खाना बनाऊं , या आप लंच भी फेसबुक पर ही करेंगे ?
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket
Sardar: Give two tickets
Conductor: Why two?
Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Sardar: No problem, I have pass…
This Cat Is Cat A Cat Good Cat Way Cat To Cat Keep Cat A Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat For Cat 20 Catseconds Cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Husabnd :- Janu ek kiss karlu ??
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Wife :- nahi,,
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Husband :- Saree la dunga,,
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Wife :- Bilkul nahi,,
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Husband :- Jwellery la dunga,,
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Wife :- Ek bar bola na nahi,,
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Pass me soya hua Beta bola,,
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"Meri le lo Cycle hi la dena"
Thoko LIKE..!!
Pinki: ye pyar ka rishta kya hota he?
Pinku: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me
Wohi hota he jo cement or rait k
Beech me Pani ka hota he.
Farz karo.. Dekho
Ladka= cement
Ladki= rait
Love= Pani
Ab agar cement or rait ko
Aapas me milaya jaye to wo
Strong nahi honge..
Agar in me pani mix kiya jaye to
inhe koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Pinki(has k): kamine shakal se hi
Tu majdur lagta he..
Sote Hue Ko Jagayenge Hum, Aap Ki Ninde Churayenge Hum, Har Waqt SmS Kar Satayenge Hum, Aap Ko Aayega Ghussa Lekin Us Ghusse Me Hi Yaad To Aayege Hum.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: