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  • Girl Check Up K Liye Gai,, Dr. Ki Niyat Khrab Hogi,, Dr. Ne Uske Kaprey Utarwaye,, Girl: Kiss Q Le Rahe Ho..? Dr: Checkup K Liye,, Girl: Breast Q Daba Rahe Ho..? Dr: Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye,, Dr. Starts Fucking,, Girl: Kya Kar Rahe Ho..? Dr: Aids Checkup,, Girl: Check Kya Krna Hai Aids Ki To Dawayi Lene I Thi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss (Angry): Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai? Executive (Sar Jhukate Hue): Nahi, Sir! Boss: Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.ii
    • 10 years ago



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  • Muddton Ke Baad Aaj Fir Us-se Sapne Me Mulaqat Ho Gayi,
    Badi Der Se Aankhe Sookhi Thi Aaj Fir Barsaat Ho Gayi.
    Kaise Bhoolayun Uski Yaadon Ko Is Dil Se,
    Poori Zindagi Se Lambi Aaj Raat Ho Gayi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • दुनिया की सारी ख़ुशी एक तरफ__ और गाड़ी का पेट्रोल ख़त्म होने के बाद चोक पे गाडी को पेट्रोलपंप तक पहुचाने की ख़ुशी एक तरफ
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hasna Aur Hasana Koshish HaiMeri, Har Koi Khush Rahe Ye Chahat HaiMeri, Bhale Hi Koi Mujhe Yaad Kare YaNa Kare, Har Apne Ko Yaad Karna Aadat HaiMeri…..
    • 10 years ago



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  • dur se dekha...to kitaabe thi.. Gaur farmaiyega.... Dur se dekha to..Kittabbe the... . . . . WAh Wah. . . Betaji.. Fir to pas jane ka sawal hi paida nahin hota ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dua karta hu ab 1 hi rab se, Dulha tuzhe mile achha sabase, Har chot par tuze nani yad ajaye, Aisa badha tuzhe sasural mile.....:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Road Ke Dusri Taraf Khadi Thi . Tabhi Ek Chai Wale Ne Usey Dekha Aur Kaha.
    Chai Wala:bholi Si Surat Ankhon Me Masti Dur Khadi Sharmaye .. Aaye Haye. Tab Ladki Boli :kali Si Surat Hatoon Mein Katli Dur Khada Chillaye Chaye Chaye. By Raushan Shah.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • आफिस से आते ही पप्पू ने बीवी कि आखों पर हाथ रखे.!! बीवी :- रामू.! पप्पू- मै हूं..रामू नहीं .!! बीवी - मैं तो बोल रही थी रामू पानी ले आओ, साब आ गये.!!...
    • 10 years ago



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  • किसी को irritate करना भी एक कला है... जो किस्मत वालों को मिलती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dedicated to all the wives by her beloved husband, "train" a new version of the famous lines. "Me and my loneliness often do these things, you would do if you had, you would have it so, and you do not have the money!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty:Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay? Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Techar: Agr Koi Ladki Behosh Ho Jaye To, Use kiss Karo To Thik Ho Jayengi. Student: Mgr Ladki Ko Behosh Kaise Kiya Jaye.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति महाशय सुबह-सुबह फेसबुक खोल कर बैठ गए | उनकी एक महिला मित्र ने सैंडविच का फोटो अपलोड करके लिखा - आओ, सब नाश्ता करें | पति ने खुश होकर कमेंट किया - बहुत बढ़िया नाश्ता था | मजा आ गया | यह कमेंट पत्नी ने देख लिया ... फिर क्या, पति महासय को नाश्ता नहीं दिया | और चार घंटे बाद पत्नी ने पति से पूछा - खाना बनाऊं , या आप लंच भी फेसबुक पर ही करेंगे ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket Sardar: Give two tickets Conductor: Why two? Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there Conductor: What if you lose both? Sardar: No problem, I have pass…
    • 10 years ago



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  • This Cat Is Cat A Cat Good Cat Way Cat To Cat Keep Cat A Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat For Cat 20 Catseconds Cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • अजब ‪#‎ZulM‬ करती है यादेँ आपकी...!!
    सो जाऊँ तो जगा देती हे...!
    जाग जाऊँ तो रुला देती है...!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husabnd :- Janu ek kiss karlu ?? . . Wife :- nahi,, . . Husband :- Saree la dunga,, . . Wife :- Bilkul nahi,, . . Husband :- Jwellery la dunga,, . . Wife :- Ek bar bola na nahi,, . . Pass me soya hua Beta bola,, . . . "Meri le lo Cycle hi la dena" Thoko LIKE..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pinki: ye pyar ka rishta kya hota he? Pinku: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me Wohi hota he jo cement or rait k Beech me Pani ka hota he. Farz karo.. Dekho Ladka= cement Ladki= rait Love= Pani Ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me milaya jaye to wo Strong nahi honge.. Agar in me pani mix kiya jaye to inhe koi juda nahi kar sakta... . . Pinki(has k): kamine shakal se hi Tu majdur lagta he..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sote Hue Ko Jagayenge Hum,
    Aap Ki Ninde Churayenge Hum,
    Har Waqt SmS Kar Satayenge Hum,
    Aap Ko Aayega Ghussa Lekin Us
    Ghusse Me Hi Yaad To Aayege Hum.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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