Jokes SMS

Karara Jawab: . . Balu - tere papa doctor hai, aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai. .. . . . Pinto- sharam ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya...

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai.

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Papa laaye motor car.. Papa laaye motor car.. . Uske niche pahiye chaar.. . Chaabi se wo chalti hai.. Po po po po karti hai.. . Aage jaaye piche aaye.. Daaye baaye wo mud jaaye.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: kuch b daal do log padhte zarur hai wo b poori tone main...

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AGAR AAP MUJHE ‘SMS’ NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL, AUR, ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA..

10 years ago

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Kamal, Vimal Do Bhai Thea, Dono Bus Stop Pe Khade The...bus Aai Vimal Chad Jata Hai Per Kamal Nehi Jata Hai,
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Kyunki Bus Per Likha Tha ONLY VIMAL!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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महिलाओं हम शर्मिंदा हैं........
लड़कियों की Id में लड़के अभी जिन्दा हैं!!

10 years ago

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Ami vison valobasi jake/ se bisakto noy motei/ sudhu mukh khule bolena/ je amar valobasa tar thhonte/ amio take govir vabe bujhi/ tar anuvuti k anuvab kori/ thik sokal sare notar somoy/ tar msg aase sari-sari/ msg nijer lekha noy, puno-prerito/ tar hate swalpo sompadito/ tobuo sokale msg gulo na ele/ hoi manosik vabe mormahoto....

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Arz Kiya Hai Gaur FarmanaUnki Gali Se Guzre To Chobara Nazar Aaya.Ke Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chobara Nazar Aaya.Uski Maa Bhar Aake Boli Teri Haddi Pasli Todungi.Haramzade Jo Dubara Naraz Aaya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa was smoking front of his father. Mom-Oye Papa ke samne smoking rha hai. Santa-BAAP hi to hai, sala konsa patrol pump hai jo Aag pakad lega.

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He : Kya tum mere liye Karwa Chauth ka vrat rakhogi? She : Han! but as a Friend!

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<<< 1 Aisi Ladki Ayegi
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jo Sirf Tumhari Hogi.
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tum Use Behad Pyar Karoge.
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tum Use Kiss Karoge
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wo Pass Aa Kar Kahegi
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I
Love
You...
Mummy...!!!

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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de.................sahil

10 years ago

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2 Chije Kismat Valo Ko Milti Hai..

Jungle Mein Ghumta Safed Haath:elephant:i
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without Affair Wala Jeevan Sathi:-... ]|==|[:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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dekha !!!
i And U
ke Beech Mein Jo Bhi Aaya Saale Ko Tapka Dala..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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RIP ENGLISH...
Wife(in A Romantic Mood):
Janu Ek Puppy Do Na!
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Pappu:" Uff, Fashion Dekho...
Ghar Me Khane Ko Paise Nhi Hain
aur Is Ko Kutte Ka Pilla
chahiye...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bipasha ko ladka hua kala.. John ne kaha :- Tu gori, Main gora, Ladka kaise KALA? Bipasha boli :- Tu HOT Mai HOT... . . . . JAL gaya sala

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sacha dost wo hota he jo exam me aapke paas wali window k samne aake bole.. ? ? ? abe kitna likhega jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi he.

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टीचर~ भूकम्प आने पे हमे खुले में जाना चाहिए

लालु~ सर खुले में जाने से विद्दा बालन ने मना किया है!

टीचर~ गेट आउट इडियट:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Admin ने 251 का मोबाइल :iphone:खरीदा

और जेसे ही मोबाईल :iphone:ऑन किया और जो देखा,

Admin बेहोश्.

Press 1. बुमरो बुमरो

Press 2. चल छैया

Press 3. धूम मचाले

10 years ago

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Kapil Apne Kutte:dog2: K Saath Film ‘Sholay’
dekhne Gia
Hero Ne Kaha,
“Basanti In Kutton K Samne Mut
nachna!” Kapil Bola ”
Ticket Lia Hai Tera To Bap Bhi Nache
ga.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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