Adam Sandler Quotes, Home Quotes, Shooting Quotes

When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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It's nice when little teams win.

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

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The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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