Adam Sandler Quotes, Kids Quotes, Debt Quotes

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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I grew up cursing a lot.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

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You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

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It's nice when little teams win.

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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

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