Gold gets brown Silver gets dark Platinum gets white,
Copper loses shine. All metals leaves U but
I m the only 1 who remains with U..
Bcoz HEERA hai sada k liye.
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That
She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean That There Is Still
Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...
BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,
Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,
Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,
KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad.
Paying respects to the Gods, And decorating for them the Thali , This is what the occassion is all about , this is the spirit of Deepawali.
*HAPPY DIPAWALI*
*JuSt FrOm SkR*
Larka: Aik Larki Ko Cherte Huwe Kahta
Hai K Jan-E-Man Is Dil Mai A Jao.
Larki: Sandil Utaroo Kia?????
Larka:Jan-E-Man Ye Dil Hai Koi Masjid Nahi
Sandil Pahan Kar Hi Ajao.
If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good
people who can shine others lives by
just walking with him a few miles.
Aik Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye Aik Larki Jo Pyar
De Aik Larki Jo Acha Khana Banae Aik Larki
Jo Uski Khidmat Kare Aur Ye Teeno Larkiyan
Apas Mein Kabhi Na Mil Sake.
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!