Al Yankovic Quotes, Hate Quotes, Mean Quotes

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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