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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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- Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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- I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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- I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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- You don't need to be defined by your job.
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- I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.
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- I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.
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- My wife went off with Elvis.
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- Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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- No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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- I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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- I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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- So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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- Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
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- A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.
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- I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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- It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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- When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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- Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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- I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.
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