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Choosing not to read is like closing an open door to paradise

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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The peoples furthest from civilization are the ones where equality between man and woman are furthest apart-and we consider this one of the signs of savagery.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

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To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our Country, right or wrong," and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation?

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It's so damned humiliating.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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Hunger is the handmaid of genius

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What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

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All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.

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isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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I am living a new and exalted life of late. It steeps me in a sacred rapture to see a portrait develop and take soul under my hand. First, I throw off a study - just a mere study, a few apparently random lines - and to look at it you would hardly ever suspect who it was going to be; even I cannot tell, myself.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started

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They did not know it was impossible so they did it

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