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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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when the human race is not grotesque it is because it is asleep and losing its opportunity.

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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

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Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

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Astonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a human being, of even the highest intelligence and culture, delivers an opinion upon a matter apart from his particular and especial line of interest, training and experience, it will always be an opinion of so foolish and so valueless a sort that it can be depended upon to suggest to our Heavenly Father that the human being is another disappointment and that he is no considerable improvement upon the monkey.

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The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

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Always obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Even popularity can be overdone. In Rome, along at first, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do it.

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If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

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The truth hurts, but silence kills.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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