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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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All large political doctrines are rich in difficult problems - problems that are quite above the average citizen's reach. And that is not strange, since they are also above the reach of the ablest minds in the country; after all the fuss and all the talk, not one of those doctrines has been conclusively proven to be the right one and the best.

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A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

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Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

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Life is short, break the rules.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

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To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours.

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Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

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People who always feel jolly, no matter where they are or what happens to themwho have the organ of hope preposterously developedwho are endowed with an uncongealable sanguine temperamentwho never feel concerned about the price of cornand who cannot, by any possibility, discover any but the bright side of a pictureare very apt to go to extremes, and exaggerate with 40-horse microscopic power.

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Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India.

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One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.

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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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