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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

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The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

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Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

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It was on the 10th day of May - 1884 - that I confessed to age by mounting spectacles for the first time, and in the same hour I renewed my youth, to outward appearance, by mounting a bicycle for the first time. The spectacles stayed on.

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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

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It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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How unfortunate and how narrowing a thing it is for a man to have wealth who makes a god of it instead of a servant

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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