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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.

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Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth

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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

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The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

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No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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