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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

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Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and a insurrection. - The Babies speech 1879

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Make your vacation your vocation.

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I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142.

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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.

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The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.

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If there is one thing that will make a man peculiarly and insufferable self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day at sea, when nearly all his comrades are seasick.

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Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

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Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

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It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.

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Heroine: girl who is perfectly charming to live with, in a book.

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Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

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The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

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We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

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... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.

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