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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India.

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Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

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Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution.

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

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I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.

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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.

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What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

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We must look for our own blame to find our own personality.

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Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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We regret the things we don't do more than the things we do.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

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