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- Tight pants are just uncomfortable.
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- I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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- He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
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- The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.
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- [N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.
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- I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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- I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier.
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- There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.
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- Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.
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- I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return
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- I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.
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- How slow and still the time did drag along.
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- God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.
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- Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.
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- It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
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- To place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French.
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- All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.
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- The face of the water, in time, became a wonderful book- a book that was a dead language to the uneducated passenger, but which told its mind to me without reserve, delivering its most cherished secrets as clearly as if it uttered them with a voice. And it was not a book to be read once and thrown aside, for it had a new story to tell every day.
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- I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.
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- To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.
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