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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

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The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

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I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release.

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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

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I have carried a revolver; lots of us do, but they are the most innocent things in the world.

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When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

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There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.

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I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.

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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE

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