Mark Twain Quotes, Honesty Quotes, Ignorance Quotes

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

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Two things seemed pretty apparent to me. One was that in order to be a pilot a man had to learn more than any one man ought to learn; and the other was that he must learn it all over again in a different way every 24 hours.

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Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

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Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.

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A better idea than my own is to listen.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Nearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare.

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The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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Talent without work is useless, thank God

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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Whatever you say, say it with conviction

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