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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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Travel is lethal to prejudice.

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Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.

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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

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To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement. To condense the diffused light of a page of thought into the luminous flash of a single sentence, is worthy to rank as a prize composition just by itself...Anybody can have ideas--the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.

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Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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There is this trouble about special providences namely, there is so often a doubt as to which party was intended to be the beneficiary. In the case of the children, the bears, and the prophet, the bears got more real satisfaction out of the episode than the prophet did, because they got the children.

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Now, isn't imagination a precious thing? It peoples the earth with all manner of wonders.

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Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

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Nearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare.

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