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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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A man who chooses not to read is just as ignorant as a man who cannot read.

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The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo.

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Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

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Homely truth is unpalatable.

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The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.

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How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger and death; and how abject in the presence of any and all forms of hereditary rank.

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The North thinks it knows how to make corn bread, but this is a gross superstition. Perhaps no bread in the world is quite as good as Southern corn bread, and perhaps no bread in the world is quite as bad as the Northern imitation of it.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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The true charm of pedestrianism does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking. The walking is good to time the movement of the tongue by, and to keep the blood and the brain stirred up and active; the scenery and the woodsy smells are good to bear in upon a man an unconscious and unobtrusive charm and solace to eye and soul and sense; but the supreme pleasure comes from the talk.

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It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they can.

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I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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