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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

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It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

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Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.

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The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

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I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

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Braveness is resistance to concern, mastery of panic - not absense of anxiety.

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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE

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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

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Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.

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By law of periodical repetition, everything which has happened once must happen again and again -- and not capriciously, but at regular periods, and each thing in its own period, not another's and each obeying its own law.

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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours. When you make a decision to "be" a particular way, you can count on change and external circumstances to come along which will challenge that decision. Remain vigilant after declaring a major decision and manage yourself in relationship to the goal. Set up structures that support you staying on target.

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