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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail.

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We are all ignorant; just about different things.

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention. These are God's adjectives. You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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To write without pay until somebody offers pay. If nobody offers pay within three years, the candidate may look upon this circumstance with the most implicit confidence as the sign that sawing wood is what he was intended for.

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The public is the only critic whose judgment is worth anything at all.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

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A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

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But in this country we have one great privilege which they don't have in other countries. When a thing gets to be absolutely unbearable the people can rise up and throw it off. That's the finest asset we've got - the ballot box.

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