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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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All gods are better than their reputation.

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.

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The sole impulse which dictates and compels a man's every act: the imperious necessity of securing his own approval, in every emergency and at all costs.... It is our only spur, our whip, our goad, our impelling power; we have no other.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Narrative should flow as flows the brook down through the hills and the leafy woodlands...a brook that never goes straight for a minute, but goes and goes briskly, sometimes ungrammatically, and sometimes fetching a horseshoe of ¾ of a mile around and at the end of the circuit flowing within a yard of the path that it traversed an hour before; but always going and always following at least one law, always loyal to that law, the law of narrative, which has no law. Nothing to do but make the trip; the how of it is not important, so that the trip is made.

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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

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Travel is fatal to bigotry.

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One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare

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Children have but little charity for one another's defects

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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

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