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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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When a man stands on the verge of seventy-two you know perfectly well that he never reached that place without knowing what this life is - heartbreaking bereavement.

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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

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Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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Inherently, each one of us has the substance within to achieve whatever our goals and dreams define. What is different for each of us is the training, education, knowledge and insight to utilize what we already have.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

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...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!

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Every person is a book, each year a chapter.

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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.

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There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

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