Mark Twain Quotes, Dream Quotes, Attitude Quotes

Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

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It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.

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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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I have seen an entire family lifted out of poverty and into affluence by the simple boon of a broken leg. I have had people come to me on crutches, with tears in their eyes, to bless this beneficient institution. In all my experiences of life, I have seen nothing so seraphic as the look that comes into a freshly mutilated man's face when he feels in his vest pocket with his remaining hand and finds his accident ticket all right.

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