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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it.

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

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Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.

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Warm summer sun, shine kindly here.

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Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

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When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

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Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

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All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. The theological knowledge which they conceal cannot justly be regarded as less valuable than that which they reveal. That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries it can profit him to know that the bottom half of it is rotten.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

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This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

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My mind changes often ... People who have no mind can easily be steadfast and firm, but when a man is loaded down to the guards with it, as I am, every heavy sea of foreboding or inclination, maybe of indolence, shifts the cargo.

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All human rules are more or less idiotic.

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Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand

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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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