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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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No public interest is anything other or nobler than a massed accumulation of private interests.

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Very well, then, where do we arrive? Where do we arrive with our respect, our homage, our filial affection? At Adam! At Adam, every time. We can't build a monument to a germ, but we can build one to Adam, who is in the way to turn myth in in fifty years and be entirely forgotten in two hundred. We can build a monument and save his name to the world forever, and we'll do it!

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Who is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?

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It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

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Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

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There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

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Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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My land, the power of training! Of influence! Of education! It can bring a body up to believe anything.

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The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

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A historian who would convey the truth has got to lie. Often he must enlarge the truth by diameters, otherwise his reader would not be able to see it.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

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