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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

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It is a shameful thing to insult a child.

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Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

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There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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I always did hate for anyone to know what my plans or hopes or prospects werefor, if I kept people in ignorance in these matters, no one could be disappointed but myself, if they were not realized.

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

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I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather clerk's factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it...

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The southerner talks music.

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

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An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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