Mark Twain Quotes, Suicide Quotes, Suicidal Quotes

But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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It is sound statesmanship to add two battleships every time our neighbour adds one and two stories to our skyscrapers every time he piles a new one on top of his to threaten our light. There is no limit to this soundness but the sky.

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I can speak French but I cannot understand it.

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If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

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Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

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Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term of activity a geologic period.

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

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We have infinite trouble in solving man-made mysteries; it is only when we set out to discover "the secret of God" that our difficulties disappear.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

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Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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Wisdom teaches us that none but birds should go out early, and that not even birds should do it unless they are out of worms.

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There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours. When you make a decision to "be" a particular way, you can count on change and external circumstances to come along which will challenge that decision. Remain vigilant after declaring a major decision and manage yourself in relationship to the goal. Set up structures that support you staying on target.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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