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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

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But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

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I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

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Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

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Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

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Congress: America's only true criminal class.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

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Loyalty is a word which has worked vast harm; for it has been made to trick men into being "loyal" to a thousand iniquities, whereas the true loyalty should have been to themselves - in which case there would have ensured a rebellion, and the throwing off of that deceptive yoke.

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If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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I do not see how astronomers can help feeling exquisitely insignificant, for every new page of the Book of the Heavens they open reveals to them more and more that the world we are so proud of is to the universe of careening globes as is one mosquito to the winged and hoofed flocks and herds that darken the air and populate the plains and forests of all the earth. If you killed the mosquito would it be missed? Verily, What is Man, that he should be considered of God?

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It is higher and nobler to be kind.

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Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner.

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