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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

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A better idea than my own is to listen.

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Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

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Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

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A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other pleasures are tame and commonplace, other ecstasies cheap and trivial.

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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Customs do not concern themselves with right or wrong or reason. But they have to be obeyed; one reasons all around them until he is tired, but he must not transgress them, it is sternly forbidden.

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My sister...was an interested and zealous invalid during sixty-five years, tried all the new diseases as fast as they came out, and always enjoyed the newest one more than any that went before; my brother had accumulated forty-two brands of Christianity before he was called away.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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Faith is believing things you know aint true

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The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

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