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The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

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How slow and still the time did drag along.

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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel.... And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man with his mouth.

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To say a compliment well is a high art and few possess it.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

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The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

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I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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I always did hate for anyone to know what my plans or hopes or prospects werefor, if I kept people in ignorance in these matters, no one could be disappointed but myself, if they were not realized.

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