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It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

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The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

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We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

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You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied, extensive, beautiful to the eye, and more illustrious in history than any other in Europe.

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The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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