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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

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When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

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For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbidden fruit.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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Every civilization carries the seeds of its own destruction, and the same cycle shows in them all. The Republic is born, flourishes, decays into plutocracy, and is captured by the shoemaker whom the mercenaries and millionaires make into a king. The people invent their oppressors, and the oppressors serve the function for which they are invented.

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The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.

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Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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