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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

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Remember this, take this to heart, live by it, die for it if necessary: that our patriotism is medieval, outworn, obsolete; that the modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

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The Germans have an inhuman way of cutting up their verbs. Now a verb has a hard time enough of it in this world when it's all together. It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's just what those Germans do. They take part of a verb and put it down here, like a stake, and they take the other part of it and put it away over yonder like another stake, and between these two limits they just shovel in German. from "Disappearance of Literature

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Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.

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Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

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No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

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