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Books are the liberated spirits of men.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

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It is yet another Civilized Power, with its banner of the Prince of Peace in one hand and its loot-basket and its butcher-knife in the other. Is there no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level?.

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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

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from the beginning of my sojourn in this world there was a persistent vacancy in me where the industry ought to be. (Ought to was is better, perhaps, though the most of the authorities differ as to this.

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For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

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You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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I find no change of consequence in grown people, I do not miss the dead. It does not surprise me to hear that this friend or that friend died at such and such a time, because I fully expected that sort of news. But somehow I had made no calculation on the infants. It never occurred to me that infants grow up...These unexpected changes, from infancy to youth, and from youth to maturity, are by far the most startling things I meet with.

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