Mark Twain Quotes, Religious Quotes, Prayer Quotes

We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

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Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.

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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

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You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

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Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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