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  • Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h. Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h. Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... . MAUT..... Aur.....Aur..... . . . . . Mera SMS!
    • 9 years ago



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  • अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो...... समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale, BhooL Gye Hai Shayad Zamane Wale, Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho, Taraash Ke Tajmahal Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Its real.. Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai... Aur "kala kutta" Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana. . ki . kala kutta bhi kahi jaa rha hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hasi k raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mehak liya karo, pyaar se dilo ko chua karo, jab apka dil udhas ho, to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है, गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है, दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है, और आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1Gao tha Usme Raja tha Rani thi Hajam tha kisan tha Tailor tha Techr tha Doctor b tha Or b bahot se log the kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye, kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun? naukar: sahab galati ho gayi, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1 Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept In Mind 4 Entire Lyf . . . . . . . . . . Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah. Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah. Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
    • 9 years ago



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