Funny Saying SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Phool hoon gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna. Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.

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Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

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Teacher to student- NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain? Student- P.H.D. Teacher- kya matlab? Student- Pjama holding device.

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=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi * Sarkari School Me padna Nhi * Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi * Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.! WaH INDIA WaH

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Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.

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Doctor: kya taklif hai? Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?

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Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

9 years ago

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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise? shadi se pahle rani shadi k baad laxmi aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nhi Krte Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte

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Message pe message bhejti ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, khud ka bheja to chalata nahi, dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.

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