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ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi

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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho, Mera ghar,Mera car Hamara Q Nahi kehte, Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho? Pati:Hamara Underwear

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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.

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SOCHO Agar SMS Receive KARNE K PAISE Lgte To . Kya HOTA . SOCHO . .Nahi PATA Are TUM Sab MERI Wajah Se"ROAD" Pe Aa Jate"KANJUSO".

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Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

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Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

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Hasi k raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mehak liya karo, pyaar se dilo ko chua karo, jab apka dil udhas ho, to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...

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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin . hello hunny bunny :p . Im ur dumplin dumplin . hello hunny bunny :p . feeling something something :p . hello hunny bunny, . hunny bunny :p Hunny bunny.. . tuku tukuuuuu…

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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..

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Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI

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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!

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BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA

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" Funny truth " Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte He. Hmmm. Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.

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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Dil jalaaty hey, par honton say to lagaati hey.

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..

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