Funny Saying SMS, New Whatsapp Status

ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi

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A Nice saying: "FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS. . where as, "TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS. what a funny world!.

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Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?

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kabi na chuka sako wo lon h hum, hamesha bajti rahe wo tone h hum, ab to pahachan gaye na kon h hum? are sms ki duniya ke "DON" h hum.

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kya koi iska answer bata sakta he he dum kisi me.... 2 + 6+ 10+ 14 + 18 + 22 + 26+ 30+ 34 + 38 = 200 To in me se kisi 5 ko total kar ke 100 banao, Agar dimag me dam hai to reply karo........... ..??????? Chalenge For YoU

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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin . hello hunny bunny :p . Im ur dumplin dumplin . hello hunny bunny :p . feeling something something :p . hello hunny bunny, . hunny bunny :p Hunny bunny.. . tuku tukuuuuu…

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(".") <) )> / I AM BODYGUARD ! Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho To Call Kare- 7509... . Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

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U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me

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Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?

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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*

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It s true that every effort is not converted in to success but it s also true that success doesn t come without effort.

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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha Wah wah wah. Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

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Students song Hm hoge all pass Hm hoge all pass 1din . Ho! ho! SOTE h bindass Likhte h bakwas Karte h timepas Fir B h vishwas Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!

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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो पर दिल से रहना धनवान झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम" और महल वाले लिखते हैँ "कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi * Sarkari School Me padna Nhi * Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi * Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.! WaH INDIA WaH

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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